Vulgar Votives: nacho mama's candles! Proceed with caution.

Imagine the look on your best friend's face, or your MIL, when they open your gift to find a butthole scented candle. Don't worry, it's a clean butthole...as in baby powder fresh!

This one backhandedly and nonchalantly covers it all...birthday, anniversary, new house or baby. It's whatevs, if whatevs smells like black orchid and moss.

Let them know they have bitch-like tendencies with this candle. But what does a bitch smell like? Our version smells like Tahitian rose and amber.

This prank candle is labelled with a floral scent and begins quite lovely. Halfway through, the burn it turns to dirty fart. Your friends will love it!

Not vulgar but so cringe! Fortunately, the fragrance isn't. Petrichor is the smell of freshly fallen rain on dry dirt, carried on the cooled breeze of passing storm clouds. It's fresh, earthy and natural like Daddy!

I'm hunting fragrance oils that customers will love. Check back for updates on Daddy's upcoming releases.